It's so easy, all you have to do is go to Google and search, "Florida man" and then your birthday. The results never cease to surprise.

Here's an example from my birthday, January 20th.


Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A Florida man is behind bars after robbing a store disguised as Spiderman.

Deputies said a man showed up unmasked to a Winn-Dixie Wine and Spirits Store in Casselberry, FL on Jan 2nd.

He leaves - but then he returns - this time, he's wearing a Spiderman mask.

Police said Edward Wilburn stole nearly $150 in liquor and $420 in Newport Cigarettes.

Wilburn was arrested back in January.

Wilburn is a repeat offender, according to the Seminole County Sheriff's Office.

Here's another


Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say

A Florida man attempted a “not so great escape” last week when he tried hiding from deputies underwater in a pond – an “action movie” stunt that officials easily foiled when he came up for air, authorities said.

Daniel Christopher Booth, 36, had warrants out for his arrest in Baker County for selling methamphetamine, the Suwanee County Sheriff’s Office wrote Wednesday on Facebook.

When a deputy attempted to arrest Booth at his job at a solar power plant, the sheriff’s office said, the 36-year-old ran away and dove into a pond.

“Now we can only assume that Mr. Booth has seen one too many action movies and thought he could hide from the K9 teams, from Suwannee CI and Mayo CI by hiding under the water in a pond,” the post read.

He faced additional charges for the ill-planned escape attempt.

And one last one...


A Florida man who visited a bank drive-thru thinking it was a Taco Bell drive-thru was arrested for DUI Wednesday, reports WFTS.

Douglas Francisco, 28, was found unconscious behind the wheel of his car by the manager of the Bank of America. When Francisco eventually regained consciousness, the manager says he asked for a burrito before driving away.

The manager called police to report an impaired driver, and when officers arrived, they found Francisco in the bank’s parking lot. The manager confirmed he was the same driver.

Francisco was transported to the Hernando County Jail on a $1,000 bond.